May 9, 2003

A girlfriend I had once caught me masturbating whilst watching a porn movie. Nothing strange in that you might since this writer spends most of his lucid hours polishing his rod watching porno movies and having phone sex conversations. No. What is strange though, and quite embarrassing really, is that 'actors' in the movie were two particularly well endowed 'women' busy fucking this poor dude who seemed to be enjoying himself no end!! (you can say that again!)

I had picked this film in my local adult store and the two .. women looked so beautifully .. women that the fact they had huge dicks did not deflate Mr. Dick and if truth be told had turned me on.

So there I was, enjoying a good old fashioned wank when in walks my girlfriend right at the time when the dude's rear end was being 'serviced' by this blond babe whilst sucking on the huge dick belonging to this really pretty dark hair woman, with tits and everything.

To say that my girlfriend was shocked would be an understatement of course, and she left the room as fast as she had come in.

Later that day, and for the next few days, she acted as if nothing had really happened, talking to me as she always did, behaving as always.. Until a couple of weeks later!

It was a Friday evening. I was at home wondering where she was when the phone rang. It was her. She was calling from a bar where she had gone with a couple of girlfriends from work and she obviously was quite inebriated.

The girlfriend: "I'll be leaving in a couple of minutes darling" she said on the phone. "I'll be there soon. What are you doing?"

Me: "Nothing really. Waiting for you."

The girlfriend: "Good. See you in a while." And as I was about to put the phone down she said: "Oh and darling. Get that movie ready. You know the movie where this gay guy gets fucked by these other two. well these two guys.. well the one you were enjoying all by yourself the other day. You know which don't you. Of course you do! " And before I had a chance to respond and try to defend my male dignity, she had put the phone down.

Now I could spend the next paragraph telling how hurt and outraged I was by her incredible outburst, but truth is I was not. In fact, quite the opposite, so when she finally arrived the movie was in the vcr, at the right scene, waiting to be played and Mr. Dick, well Mr. Dick was standing to attention, ready for anything.

So let me jump straight to the juicy bit..

We were sitting on the sofa, both completely naked, watching these two babes fucking this dude. I think she was actually more turned on then me, and to be honest, was looking in awe at the the babes who had perfect female bodies, together with two very large and very long dicks. After a particularly raunchy scene, she finally turned the tv off, pushed me on my back and proceeded to mount me. I could smell the alcohol in her breath which was the only reason, I could think of for her newly found agressivity.

As you know, I am particularly fond of phone sex. Not because, I cannot get it at home, but because I get turned on by the suggestions, the voices, the words, the implications, a variety of senses that would otherwise not be ticked in the same fashion.

But as she impaled herself on me she said something that had me come immediately. Her voice was so wicked, so bitchy, so beautiful, that even though I came, my dick stayed hard.

"So.." She said, a nasty, ironic smile on her face. "We are having ourselves a good little gay boy, aren't we?" And as she felt Mr. Dick twitch and come inside of her, the voice (her voice) spoke again: "Oh. And the good little gay boy really likes it, doesn't he?"

I could not think of anything to say in my defense, simply because my dick was still so damned hard and I had lost control of the whole situation.

She rode me for a while, speaking and teasing me, getting more and more aggressive and finally the voice again:

"I bet you wish you were being fucked right now by one those guys, don't you?" I did not respond, because in this fantasy world which I had entered, I truly did want to be fucked by them.

If anything, Mr. Dick was getting even harder, and she of course could feel it. "Ooh. but we do, don't we? We do indeed. You want me to have a dick don't you?"

And those words were the signal of my second orgasm which prompted her to come also.

Needless to say, our relationship was never the same after that and for a while, I enjoyed being the "weaker" partner, the one with a dirty secret, a shemale secret.

Mr. Phone Sex