April 25, 2003

I had just bought a girlie magazine, you know the kind, and had spent a couple of hours browsing through the pages and just as every guy has his own preferred method of enjoying this little quality time alone with his magazine, I too have my own routine.

I like to settle down butt naked in a comfortable armchair, a box of cleanex handy, one hand stroking my dick and the other hand turning the pages.. Always the same. Stroke and turn, stroke and turn and then wait a little for Mr. Dick to catch his breath and then.. stroke again..

The only variation to this routine is the way the stroking is handled and this is always a function of how much time I have. So if time is short, the stroking is firm, determined, up and down with a circular motion starting from the base all the way to the top and down again. I always like to coincide the timing of my orgasm so that it only comes when I see a picture of a gorgeous naked woman on a page, as one does not want to waste one's precious essence on an advert for a mountain bike, of course!

Other times, when time itself is not an issue, the stroking become different. The grip is looser around the shaft, almost lazy, so that Mr. Dick remains focused on the work at ... hand, without too much.. pressure! Of course, the speed of the stroking can vary (men are intricate and complex creatures after all) and so can the grip too. Loose, and then a bit tighter, up and down.. delicious sexual torture which results (for me!) in mighty erections! And when the time is right, Mr. Dick's torments sufficient, and the most gorgeous woman of all totally naked just for me on the page of my choosing, a slightly ever increasing pressure, the whole hand gripping, one of two more strokes and then..

... the promised orgasm!

My very first call took place on a day when I was able to give Mr. Dick all the time in the world, and after a delicious hour tormenting him no end, I stumbled on some phone sex ads...

Mr. Dick was begging, the nerves around him tingling (if any one tells you that a man's nervous system is in his head, he is a liar!) I found myself reaching for a phone, dialing with some trepidation not at all ready for the turn this phone call would cause in my life!

So here goes the call, the complete call as far as I can remember it, from my very first contact with the woman who took care of my payment to the babe who changed my sexual life:

The service: Hello thank you for calling. Are you over 18?

Me: Yes

The service: Great do you want to purchase a call?

Me: Yes

The service: Great. How do you wish to pay for this call?

Me: Visa

... and I completeted the transaction...

The service: ok. You can put the phone down now. I am going to call one of our girls and she will call you right back. It that ok?

Mr. Dick : How long will it be? (every one knows that when it comes to sex, Mr. Dick always takes over the discussion!)

The service: A couple of minutes

Me. ok

... and I put the phone down.. A few moments later, it was ringing..

Me. Hello? (As if I didn't know who it was..)

The voice. It's Chrissy... (Ooh the voice! Sweet and sexy. Intimate. Right in my ear. Just mine!)

Me. Hello Chrissy!

Chrissy. Hello there.. Have you been naughty today?

Mr. Dick. Yep. Been playing with myself for the past hour. Am all cramped up!

Chrissy: Poor thing (Emphasis on Poor. Such a beautiful voice..). How would you like me to suck it darling? Would you like that? (the last sentence chanted rather than spoken.)

Mr. Dick. Yep.

And Mr. Dick erupted.. Right there. Less than a minute into the call. And her voice on the phone:

Chrissy: Oh baby. That was fast baby. Give it to me baby! Ooooh.

And Mr. Dick gave. gushes after gushes of sperm. The orgasm went on for ages, violent spurts of delicious bliss, one after the other and then receding.. slowly.

Chrissy: That was nice baby. You caught me by surprise there honey. Do you want to talk a little more and then we can have more fun?

But Mr. Dick had gone to sleep. And so ended my first ever phone sex call, with the best most powerful orgasm I had ever had but shhhhh... Don't say a word to my girlfriend!

Mr. Phone Sex