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How to make a woman happy!


This joke was sent to me by a surfer... I thought it was hilarious so I am posting it here stating of course that I do not agree with anything that is being said!

Debbie


How to make a woman happy?

To make a woman happy, all a man has to do is:

1. Be her friend
2. He companion
3. Her lover
4. Her brother
5. Her master
6. Her father
7. Her carpenter
8. Her plumber
9. Her teacher
10. Her mechanic
11. Her cook
12. Her decorator
13. Her stylist
14. Her sex counselor
15. Her gynecologist
16. Her psychologist
17. Her psychiatrist
18. Her therapist
19. Be strong
20. be brave
21. Be a good organizer
22. Be charming
23. Be extra clean and tidy
24. Be very fit and athletic
25. Be sweet and loving
26. Be a good father
27. Show lots of attention
28. Be elegant
29. Be intelligent
30. Be funny
31. Be creative
32. Be tender
33. Be dependable
34. Be tolerant
35. Be prudent
36. Be understanding
37. Be ambitious
38. Be capable
39. Be courageous
40. Be respectful
41. Be passionate
42. Be determined

NOT FORGETTING TO:

43. Pay her lots of compliments
44. Love to shop
45. Not to create problems
46. Be very rich
47. Never stress her
48. Never look at other women

AND OF COURSE:

49. Treat her like a queen whilst not being jealous
50. Get on well with her family without imposing oneself
51. Give her space, whilst showing concern as to how she feels

IT IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO:

52. Never forget birthdays, anniversaries and important events

HOWEVER..

Notwithstanding the above, men should know that her happiness cannot be guaranteed as she could feel that too much perfection is difficult for her to live with and as a result...

She could simply run off with the first alcoholic kinky bastard that shows up!



How to make a man happy?

To make a man happy, all a woman has to do is:

1. Fuck him often

2. Leave him alone


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