From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small
group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw
a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her
hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The
mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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