Another
joke sent to me by a happy surfer!
Debbie
Pepito, the son of Cuban-American
refugees
It was the first day of school and a new student
named Pepito, the son of Cuban-American refugees, entered the
fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing
some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give
me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pepito,
who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good Pepito! Who said 'Government of the
people, by the people,for the people, shall not perish from the
earth'"?
Again, no response except from Pepito: "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863.",
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you
should be ashamed. Pepito,who is new to our country, knows more
about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Cubans."
"Who said that?"she demanded.
Pepito put his hand up."J.F.K.,during the Bay
of Pigs invasion 1961."
At that point, a student in the back said,"
I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now,
who said that?"
Again, Pepito says, "George Bush Sr. to the
Japans Prime Minister,1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah?
Suck this!"
Pepito jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,
1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You
little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Pepito frantically yells at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around
the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in
BIG trouble!, we better get the hell outta here!!"
Pepito said, "Saddam Hussein 2003."
Glad we made you smile!
Now would you let us make you come. Why don't you call any of
the women on the right for some hot, satisfying and exciting phone
sex!
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